"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother Me." —Winnie the Pooh.

I don't read that much these days and can't remember most of what I've read. And on both counts, thankfully.

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."

Now I'm just trying to remember what books I've read. The ones here are more or less the ones I do remember. I do, however, read intermittently.